I'm nice damn it.
Hopeless Boyfriend Problem #2

I tell him to pick me up at Frontier Airlines even though I flew in on JetBlue, but he still goes to the JetBlue pick-up area, which is in a different terminal than Frontier, then calls to ask where I am.

Hopeless Boyfriend Problem #1

If I don’t hang a fresh clean towel by the shower before he takes a shower, he will use the one already hanging there, which is the one I used when I took a shower, even if it’s still damp, as I took a shower only twenty minutes before him.

My new #squirrel friend. #squirrelwhisperer

My new #squirrel friend. #squirrelwhisperer

#RawOrlando (at The Abbey)

#RawOrlando (at The Abbey)

Meet the love of my life. #puppy #puppyapp #poochparty #puppypalace #apetlife

Meet the love of my life. #puppy #puppyapp #poochparty #puppypalace #apetlife

#Throwback to Food & Wine Festival 2012! #tequila #flight #epcot #mexico #shots

#Throwback to Food & Wine Festival 2012! #tequila #flight #epcot #mexico #shots

These #geese were just hanging out near the parking lot of our hotel. (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

These #geese were just hanging out near the parking lot of our hotel. (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#hotel #view #lifeontheroad (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#hotel #view #lifeontheroad (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#Throwback to #Halloween 2011. 🎃👻 #popeye #scottish #littleredridinghood #snooki #crossfit #crossfitevolution #cfevo #tbt

#Throwback to #Halloween 2011. 🎃👻 #popeye #scottish #littleredridinghood #snooki #crossfit #crossfitevolution #cfevo #tbt

Missing my baby! At least my dad is taking excellent care of him! #puppy

Missing my baby! At least my dad is taking excellent care of him! #puppy