I'm nice damn it.
Driving problems.

When you’re on a 45mph road, approaching an intersection at 50mph, and someone makes a right turn on red, pulling out in front of you, slowing you down to 30mph because traffic is too heavy for you to pass, and then they only speed up to 40mph and maintain that.

Hopeless Boyfriend Problem #2

I tell him to pick me up at Frontier Airlines even though I flew in on JetBlue, but he still goes to the JetBlue pick-up area, which is in a different terminal than Frontier, then calls to ask where I am.

Hopeless Boyfriend Problem #1

If I don’t hang a fresh clean towel by the shower before he takes a shower, he will use the one already hanging there, which is the one I used when I took a shower, even if it’s still damp, as I took a shower only twenty minutes before him.

My new #squirrel friend. #squirrelwhisperer

My new #squirrel friend. #squirrelwhisperer

#RawOrlando (at The Abbey)

#RawOrlando (at The Abbey)

Meet the love of my life. #puppy #puppyapp #poochparty #puppypalace #apetlife

Meet the love of my life. #puppy #puppyapp #poochparty #puppypalace #apetlife

#Throwback to Food & Wine Festival 2012! #tequila #flight #epcot #mexico #shots

#Throwback to Food & Wine Festival 2012! #tequila #flight #epcot #mexico #shots

These #geese were just hanging out near the parking lot of our hotel. (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

These #geese were just hanging out near the parking lot of our hotel. (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#hotel #view #lifeontheroad (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#hotel #view #lifeontheroad (at Sheraton Richmond Park South Hotel)

#Throwback to #Halloween 2011. 🎃👻 #popeye #scottish #littleredridinghood #snooki #crossfit #crossfitevolution #cfevo #tbt

#Throwback to #Halloween 2011. 🎃👻 #popeye #scottish #littleredridinghood #snooki #crossfit #crossfitevolution #cfevo #tbt